Pinoy Knock knock Jokes

Coca cola

Juan: Knock knock
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: Coca cola
Pedro: Coca cola who?

Juan: Coca cola na lang sana ang yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.

What can be

Juan: Knock knock
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: What can be
Pedro: What can be who?

Juan: What can be bitiw bigla, what can be bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang iyong kapit

Lactum

Juan: Knock knock
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: Lactum
Pedro: Lactum who?

Juan: I Lactum to move it, move it!

The hill and cow

Juan: Knock knock
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: The hill and cow
Pedro: The hill and cow who?

Juan: The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

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